
The following is a detailed
description of the formula that makes an Eon produced James Bond film:
Legend: Dr. No (DN), From Russia, with
Love (FRWL), Goldfinger
(GF), Thunderball
(TB), You Only Live Twice
(YOLT), On
Her Majesty's Secret Service (OHMSS), Diamonds Are Forever
(DAF), Live and Let
Die (LALD), The Man with the Golden Gun
(TMWTGG), The Spy Who Loved Me
(TSWLM),
Moonraker (MR), For Your Eyes Only
(FYEO), Octopussy
(OP), A View to a Kill
(AVTAK),
The Living Daylights (TLD), Licence to Kill
(LTK), GoldenEye
(GE), Tomorrow
Never Dies (TND), The World Is Not Enough
(TWINE), Die Another Day
(DAD),
Casino Royale (CR),
Quantum of Solace (QOS)
SPOILER
WARNING: The following information can ruin the viewing of a Bond film if
you have not seen it.
GUN BARREL ICON
Every film has it, the famous scene where Bond walks
across the screen turns and shoots at the camera and segues into the pre-credit
sequence. With the exception of 2006's Casino Royale where the gun barrel
is seen at the end of the pre-credit sequence and 2008's Quantum of Solace where
it is seen at the end of the film.
The view down the gun barrel from ON HER
MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE (1969).
PRE-CREDIT SCENE
Before we see the title of the film, we are
entertained by a mini-adventure. This could be anything from a well
choreographed fight scene, a sinister introduction to the villain's plot, or a
brilliant chase or death-defying stunt. The only film that does not have a
pre-credit scene is the first 007 film, Dr. No.
Bond fights a North Korean soldier for
control of a hydrofoil during the pre-credit scene of DIE ANOTHER DAY (2002).
A side note: During the Sean Connery films,
Bond was either a phoney (FRWL), involved in a fight scene (GF,TB,DAF) or dead (YOLT).
George Lazenby continued the traditional fight scene (OHMSS) and Roger Moore was
not seen in the first two Bond outings until after the opening credits. However,
between 1977's TSWLM and 2002's DAD, Bond has had pre-credit scenes that either involved ski
chases, parachute jumps or aerial stunts.
CREDIT SEQUENCE
This part of the film is a visual feast. The
main title and credits are keyed over images of nude female dancers and
acrobatic models. All during a catchy theme song. The credit sequence for
CR does not have any nude women at all, only the image of Daniel Craig as he
fights among playing card motifs.
Daniel Kleinman's GOLDENEYE credit sequence (1995).
THE ASSIGNMENT
Bond must meet with "M", the head
of the British secret service, in order to receive his assignment. This is
usually done in M's office, but has been done at other locations, for example:
inside a submarine (YOLT), at Bond's apartment (LALD), at Hemingway's House in
Key Largo (LTK), in London's Underground Subway system (DAD), and M's
apartment (CR).
Bernard Lee as "M" in 1962's DR.
NO.
THE MONEYPENNY FLIRT
Usually before and after Bond's meeting with
M, OO7 will enjoy a little sexual office tease with M's private secretary, Miss
Moneypenny. Of all the women in Bond's universe, Moneypenny is the one woman
Bond has never had an intimate relationship. CR and QOS are the
only Bond films where Moneypenny does not appear.

Bond
and Moneypenny exchanging more than sexual desires in 1963's FROM RUSSIA WITH
LOVE.
Q-BRANCH
This scene is one of the highlights in a Bond
film. It is where OO7 receives the gadgets that will ultimately save his life.
Q-Branch is managed by Major Boothroyd (also known as Q), an arms expert and
technical genius. Since Goldfinger, the character of Q has always been
frustrated with Bond's wisecracks and the carelessness towards the equipment
that Q invents. He will sternly comment, "Grow up, OO7."
Major Boothroyd and OO7 getting a leg up on
the latest gadgets in GOLDENEYE (1995).
NOTE: Q was never seen in
the films LALD, CR, and QOS. Since the tragic death of Desmond
Llewelyn in 1999, actor John Cleese served as quartermaster of spy gadgets in
DAD.
AIRPORT RENDEZVOUS
Bond must travel to
different parts of the world
in order to save it and to do that he must meet a contact. In DN, FRWL, DAF, LALD, MR, LTK, GE,
TND, CR, and QOS, Bond meets up with characters at
airports that offer information which eventually leads us to the . . .

Corrine Dufour takes Bond for a
helicopter ride in MOONRAKER (1979).
MAJOR VILLAIN
Another highlight of a Bond film is the
villain. These are the masterminds whose warped dreams of world domination
border on the plausible. A Bond villain may have unusual physical defects about
them. Stromberg has webbed hands (TSWLM), Blofeld has a scarred face (YOLT),
Scaramanga has three nipples (TMWTGG) Renard has a bullet enlarged in his
head, making him impervious to pain (TWINE), North Korean Colonel Moon has had
his DNA changed so he can resemble an aristocratic Anglo-Saxon (DAD). Le
Chiffre suffers from a bleeding tear duct (CR)
Ernst Stavro Blofeld is perhaps OO7's
greatest nemesis in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE (1967).
MINOR VILLAIN
They are the henchmen and femme fatales who
we love to hate. Professor Dent (DN) drops off a deadly bedmate for
Bond. Oddjob tends to tip his hat to his victims in GF. Metal dentures and 7'2" to match (Jaws in TSWLM
& MR). A beautiful bedmate who has a crush on you (Xenia Onetopp in GE).
A scarred diamond-crusted assassin (Zao in DAD). Whatever the characteristics,
you can bet they are not your normal run-of-the-mill minor villains.

Always
a man to tip his razor sharp hat, Korean henchman Oddjob from the film
GOLDFINGER (1964).
SILENT BUT DEADLY
Another characteristic of a minor villain is
the ability to not say anything while carrying out the orders of their
superiors. Donovan "Red" Grant (FRWL) is the best example of this
type. For two-thirds of the film he remains in the shadows eliminating anyone
who would interfere in SPECTRE's plans. Oddjob (GF) is mute to begin with, but
his silence only adds to his menece. Vargas (TB) comes across reptilian-like in
his silent nature. Hans (YOLT) is Blofeld's bodyguard and provides a human wall
for OO7 to penetrate. Jaws created a frightening villain with metal teeth in
TSWLM. He would use them like Dracula would to his victims. Unfortunately, he
became silly in MR. Chang (MR) is Drax's man-servant and part-time ninja.
Emile
Leopold Locque (FYEO) stood out with his silver-framed octagonal glasses. Gobinda (OP) was an Indian blend of Jaws and
Oddjob. May Day (AVTAK) strikes her
victims with poison-tipped butterflies and strangles others from the backseat of
automobiles. Necros (TLD) is yet another villain who strangles his victims with
his walkman tape player. Valenka (CR) has a knack for mixed drinks and
Elvis (QOS) suffers from a bad hair day.

Largo's evil henchman Vargas prepares to
silent OO7 once and for all in THUNDERBALL (1965).
THE BOND GIRL
Bond girls can either be dependable or
expandable, but they are always sexy. They can have average names such as: Stacy
Sutton (AVTAK) or Melina Havelock (FYEO). Or they can have outrageous names such
as: Honey Ryder (DN), Pussy Galore (GF), Domino Duval (TB), Solitaire (LALD), Mary Goodnight
(TMWTGG), Holly Goodhead (MR), Molly Warmflash (TWINE), Jinx Johnson (DAD), or Vesper Lynd (CR). The main Bond girls are the
fortunate ones to survive the villain's plot and end up in Bond's arms before
the end credits (with the exception of Tracy in OHMSS, Vesper in CR, and Camille
in QOS). The minor Bond girls such as: Plenty O' Toole (DAF), Jill
Masterson (GF) or Strawberry Fields (QOS) usually end up dead. However, some minor
Bond girls such as Ruby (OHMSS)and Magda (OP) survive to the end.
Bond and Camille prepare for a fiery end in
QUANTUM OF SOLACE (2008).
DRINKING BUDDIES
Bond's main best friend and drinking buddy is
Felix Leiter (DN, GF, TB, DAF, LALD, TLD, LTK, CR, and QOS). He is a CIA agent throughout
the entire series except in LTK where he is now an agent for the DEA (Drug
Enforcement Agency). Bond has had many friends such as Quarrel (DN) Tiger Tanaka
(YOLT) Quarrel Jr. (LALD), Lt. Hip (TMWTGG), Commander Carter (TSWLM), Vijay
(OP), Sir Godfrey Tibbett (AVTAK), Sharkey (LTK), Jack Wade (GE & TND), and
Raoul (DAD).

Bond
and Felix Leiter meet in CASINO ROYALE (2006).
FATHER FIGURE
Bond has had father figures in his career as
well. "M" is the ultimate father figure (until recently "M"
has been played by a woman). The conversations between OO7 and M usually are of
a disciplinary style. Kerim Bey (FRWL) was perhaps Bond's greatest father figure.
He would treat him like a son by teaching him about the culture and history of
Istanbul. Tiger Tanaka (YOLT) is more a friend than a father figure but he would
at times warn OO7 about girls and also teach him about Japanese culture. Marc
Ange Draco (OHMSS) would eventually become OO7's father-in-law but that would be
short lived. He mainly provided the protection most fathers would offer to his
son and daughter. Columbo (FYEO), is similar to Kerim Bey, a father figure who
stopped Bond from getting himself killed in Kristato's warehouse. He also was a
provider of cultural and historical information. Rene Mathis assists Bond
during CR, he is also a hopeless romantic who wants to see Bond and Vesper end
up together. He returns in QOS as the only person OO7 can trust.

Kerim
Bey and Bond line up their target in FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE (1962)
SACRIFICIAL LAMB
These are the characters who will assist OO7
and die by the hand of the villain or a minor villain: Quarrel (DN), Kerim Bey (FRWL),
Jill and Tilly Masterson (GF), Paula (TB), Aki (YOLT), Campbell (OHMSS), Plenty
O'Toole (DAF), Strother (LALD) Andrea Anders (TMWTGG), Corinne Dufour (MR),
Luigi & Countess Lisl (FYEO), Vijay (OP), Sir Godfrey Tibbett & Chuck
Lee (AVTAK), Saunders (TLD), Della Leiter & Sharkey (LTK), Paris Carver (TND),
Valentin Zukovsky (TWINE), Solange (CR), and Rene Mathis and Strawberry Fields (QOS).

CIA
agent Saunders (on the right) is about to become the next victim in LIVE AND LET
DIE (1973).
SLEEPING WITH THE
ENEMY
Bond has a habit of jumping into bed with
just about any woman, including those who would want him killed. Miss Taro (DN)
tried to set up OO7 for an assassination - she went to jail instead. Tatiana
Romanova (FRWL) thought she was setting up OO7 for Mother Russia. Pussy Galore (GF)
could care less if Bond dies - at least not until he gets her in the hay. Fiona
Volpe (TB) is the first black widow in the Bond series. She enjoys making love
and killing her mate. Helga Brandt (YOLT) is similar to Fiona, but her demise is
at the hands of Blofeld. Tiffany Case (DAF) is similar to Pussy Galore, she
changes sides after OO7 changes her bedside manner. Rosie Carver (LALD) is
similar to Miss Taro, she tries to set Bond up but ends up in her own trap.
Andrea Anders (TMWTGG) is not an evil girl but one who is trapped in
Scaramanga's world. She pays for her liaison with her life. Bond's mountain top
fling with a cabin girl (TSWLM) is interupted by a message from "M" -
good thing too, she's a KGB agent sent to set Bond up for a snow job. The flight
attendent in MR is similar to the cabin girl. She allows Bond to kiss her only
to have him set up for a fall. Magda (OP) is Kamal Khan's woman and beds OO7 to
steal back the Faberge egg. She changes sides when Khan leaves her, and others,
to a nuclear death. May Day is Max Zorin's woman and tops Bond even in bed.
Lupe
Lamore is Sanchez's woman and, like Andrea Anders, tries to escape with the help
of Bond. Xenia Onatopp is the one bad girl that Bond did not jump into bed with.
Good thing too, since she kills her victims by squeezing her legs around them at
the climax of their sexual encounter. Elektra King (TWINE)is Renard's main
squeeze, but even she admits that Bond is head and shoulders above him in bed.
Miranda Frost crosses swords with Bond in DAD. Vesper Lynd keeps a dark
secret close to her chest in CR.
Electra King brings her deadly persona to
bed with OO7 in THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (1999).
THE NAME OF THE
GAME
Games are used frequently as plot devices or
settings. We are first introduced to James Bond at a baccarat table in DN.
Kronsteen (FRWL) is introduced as a chess champion and SPECTRE agent. His plan
to kill OO7 is played out like a game of chess. Goldfinger cheats at gin rummy
and then golf. Bond exposes him on each occasion. Emilio Largo (TB) loses to
cards and skeet shooting. Bond meets Aki (YOLT) at a sumo wrestling match.
In
OHMSS, Bond pays off Tracy's debt at the casino when she bets a large sum on
baccarat and loses. Bond wins with dice too, in Las Vegas with the help of
Plenty O'Toole (DAF). Even tarot cards are lucky for Bond when he turns over the
"lovers" card in front of Solitaire (LALD). Bond watches Lazar (TMWTGG)
transfer a deadly pack of gold-plated cigarette bullets to Andrea Anders at a
Macau casino. Bond also meets Scaramanga (TMWTGG) at a kick-boxer match.
Bond
meets Kristatos (FYEO) at Columbo's baccarat table. Minutes later Kristatos
tries to convince Bond that Columbo is working for the KGB. Kamal Khan's (OP)
favorite passtime is cheating at backgammon. Bond defeats him by rolling Khan's
loaded dice. Max Zorin (AVTAK) enjoys cheating at the horse races. His own horse
beats a sure winner because of a surgically-planted microchip, which spurts
steroids, is in the horse's leg. Bond cleans up at the blackjack table in
Sanchez's (LTK) casino. He does this so he can meet Sanchez and get close enough
to kill him. Xenia Onetopp (GE) meets and pulls rank to OO7 at bacarrat.
Bond
reveals more than undergarments with his X-ray glasses while at Zukovsky's
casino (TWINE). Gustav Graves keeps Bond 'fighting on edge' at his private
fencing club Blades (DAD). Le Chiffre shows and tells during the Texas
Hold-Em poker match at CR.

Le
Chiffre discovers that his chips are down in CASINO ROYALE (2006)
THE KILLING JOKE
Bond is an expert in practically every field,
including puns. After a tense moment between an adversary, Bond would say a
funny quip that reflected the villain's demise. For example in GF, after a
fierce struggle, Bond throws his adversary into a bathtub not realizing that his
Walther PPK is hanging up next to the tub. The assassin sees Bond's gun
and reaches out for it. Thinking quickly, Bond tosses an electric
heater into the water-filled tub, electrocuting his nemesis. Bond leaves
the scene saying, "Shocking. Positively shocking."

Deep
fried assassin from GOLDFINGER (1964).
A MOONRAKER JOKE
At times through this series some jokes went
too far. To the level of ultra silliness that the audience would cringe.
These
jokes would come in the form of Bond wearing a duck as camouflage on his head (GF).
Working side by side with a red-neck southern sheriff (TMWTGG). A
double-taking pigeon observing Bond's street bound gondola (MR). A Tarzen yell (OP) and a poor man's Keystone
Cop fire truck chase through
the streets of San Francisco (AVTAK). Bad jokes
in all, yet they became staples in the formula as well. The movie that had the
greatest amount of these jokes was MOONRAKER and thus it has been honored with this
term.
Bond's gondola startles the tourist season
in MOONRAKER (1979).
NOTE-WORTHY JOKES
Musical stings also have crept into the series. Lara's
Theme from DR. ZHIVAGO plays on Anya's musical box and the theme from LAURENCE
OF ARABIA is heard while Bond and Anya walk through the Sahara (TSWLM). In MR,
several well known tunes are heard. During the pheasant hunt, one of Drax's men
plays the first three notes of Richard Strauss' Also sprach Zarathustra from
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. The famous five note tune from CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE
THIRD KIND is heard on the password keypad in Drax's glass factory and THE
MAGNIFICENT SEVEN theme is heard while Bond arrives at British headquarters by
horseback. In AVTAK, Bond is ski-boarding down the Siberia tundra while the
Beach Boys "California Girls" is playing in the background.
The Beach Boys' music 'California Girls'
accompanies OO7's ski boarding escapade in A VIEW TO A KILL (1985).
KNOCKOUTS
In nearly every EON produced Bond film, OO7
becomes unconscience (at least once) by head injuries or drug induced means
(except TND and TWINE). In DN, Bond and Honey are succumbed by a drug induced
coffee. Red Grant (FRWL) knocks Bond out on the Orient Express. In
GF, Bond is knocked out by Oddjob while searching for a chilled bottle of
wine. Count Lippe (TB) causes Bond to lose
conscience while his back is being stretched on "the rack". One of Mr.
Osato's men (YOLT) hits Bond behind his head at Kobe docks. Grunther (OHMSS)
hits OO7 over the head in Ruby's bedroom. Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd (DAF) hit Bond
over the head at Slumber's Funeral Parlor. Tee Hee (LALD) hits OO7 over the head
in Dr. Kananga's New Orleans hideout. Nick Nack (TMWTGG) hits Bond over the head
at Hi Fats home. Anya Amasova (TSWLM) shoots "knockout powder" from
her cigarette into OO7's face. Hugo Drax's men (MR), dressed up as paramedics,
hit Bond over the head underneath Sugerloaf Mountain in Rio. Columbo's men (FYEO)
hit Bond over the head, outside Lisl's beachhome. Gobinda (OP) hits him over the
head inside Bond's hotel room. Bond is knocked over the head by Scarpine (AVTAK)
and left to die at the bottom of a lake. Kara (TLD) mixes a strong martini for
Bond that causes him to see more than double. Ninjas hit Bond over the head
before he could eliminate Sanchez (LTK). Alec Travelyan (GE) makes his point
with a drug-induced dart shot into Bond's neck. In DAD, Bond gets a shot in the arm after being released from North Korea.
And in CR, Bond literally flips for Vesper as his Aston Martin DBS crashes along
the Montenegro countryside.
Knockout gas is blown into Bond's face in
THE SPY WHO LOVED ME (1977).
EXOTIC LOCALES
Bond films are famous for their globetrotting
locales. Jamaica (DN, LALD), Istanbul (FRWL, TWINE), Switzerland (GF, OHMSS),
Bahamas (TB), Japan (YOLT), Las Vegas (DAF), New Orleans (LALD), Phucket Islands
(TMWTGG, TND), Sardinia (TSWLM), Venice (FRWL, MR), Greece (FYEO), India (OP),
San Francisco (AVTAK), Vienna, Austria (TLD), Florida Keys (LTK), St.
Petersburg, Russia (GE), Hamburg (TND), Miami (GF) Amsterdam (DAF) Mexico City (LTK),
Paris (TB, AVTAK), Hong Kong (YOLT, TMWTGG), Portugal (OHMSS), Egypt (TSWLM),
Rio de Janeiro (MR), Morocco (TLD), Puerto Rico (GE), Thailand (TMWTGG, TND),
Baku (TWINE), Cadiz, Spain (DAD), Prague, Czech Republic (CR). Atacama Desert,
Chile (QOS)

Bond and Scaramanga prepare for a duel on
Phukett Island in THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN (1974).
FUNERALS
Death is always around Bond and funerals tend
to pop up as background scenery or plot devices. The "Three Blind
Mice" (DN) drive a hearse while eliminating their victims. A funeral
service is in progress when TB begins. Bond must fake his own death and funeral
service in YOLT. Bond smuggles diamonds inside the body of Peter Franks (DAF)
and has it flown from Amsterdam to Las Vegas inside a casket. The body is later
cremated so the diamonds could be recovered. Later Bond is tossed inside a
casket for cremation by Wint and Kidd. Funeral processions happen twice in LALD
as well as Baron Samedi falling into a casket filled with deadly snakes. A
knife-throwing assassin (MR) tries to give Bond the point when he pops out of a
casket while floating in Venice. Bond visits the cemetary where his wife is
buried (FYEO). Bond shoulders the responsibility during Sir Robert King's
funeral in Scotland (TWINE) and multiple coffins tumble off a truck in Haiti
while Camille and Bond's speed through town.
Bond's body is buried at sea in YOU ONLY LIVE
TWICE (1967).
CIRCUSES, CARNIVALS,
WEDDINGS & PARTIES
Each EON produced Bond film has some form or
another of a circus, carnival, wedding or party. In DN, Pussfella's bar is also
a nightclub where most of the town is dancing the night away. Kerim Bey (FRWL)
use to bend bars in a circus and the gypsies offer their own version of a party.
Pussy Galore (GF) offers her "Flying Circus" to Operation Grandslam.
The Jankanoo parade or carnival serves as a diversion for Bond to escape from
Fiona (TB). A Buddhist wedding (YOLT) serves as a cover for Bond to blend into
Japanese society. The winter carnival is another diversion for Bond to escape
from Blofeld's men in OHMSS and Bond and Tracy are married at Draco's Portugal
home. Circus Circus, a gambling and family center in Las Vegas, serves as a
rendevous for Bond and Tiffany Case (DAF). One of Kananga's men (LALD) crashes a
wedding during the famous boat chase. Scaramanga (TMWTGG) has his own "fun
house" where he lures his victims. Max Kalba's nightclub (TSWLM) offers
Egyptian dancing. In MR Jaws crash lands into the big top of a circus and the
"Carnival" in Rio provides a sinister setting for the return of Jaws.
A wedding reception is in progress while Bond goes to confession (FYEO). General
Orlov and Kamal Khan use Octopussy's traveling circus to smuggle an atomic bomb
onto a Frankfurt American airbase (OP). During a chase in Paris, Bond literally
falls into a wedding cake (AVTAK) and Max Zorin's French home is the setting for
an elaborate party. Bond and Kara (TLD) enjoy an evening at the Vienna carnival.
A wedding party is in the works at Felix Leiter's home in LTK. Bond passes by a
pair of circus mimes while observing Xenia Onetopp (GE). Bond meets his past
with Paris Carver (TND) while attending her husband's media party. Bond tries to
convince the cigar girl to surrender while hanging from a carnival balloon over
the Millennium Dome (TWINE). Bond attends the coolest party ever at Gustav
Graves' Ice Palace (DAD). Le Chiffre has a poker party onboard his private
yacht (CR). and Bond gets the water down treatment at Dominic Greene's
Earth party.
Clowning around in OCTOPUSSY (1983).
CUTTING TO THE CHASE
What would a Bond movie be if it did not have
the ubiquitous chase scene. Bond has driven or operated just about every vehicle
invented and the producers are always trying to top the last chase scene. Here
is the list: Aston Martin DB5 as well as several sport cars, an amphibious Lotus
Esprit, Bell Jet Pack, autogyro helicopter, horses, a bobsled, a moonbuggy, a
cello case, Glastron speedboats, skis, double-decker bus, Russian tank, a camel,
snowboard, an 18 wheeler gas tanker, a hook and ladder fire engine, motorcycles,
Mercedes Benz, gondola, snowmobile, an Acrojet, a hang glider, an ice yacht, numerous
parachutes, and a New Holland W190 wheel loader.

Bond narrowly misses Vesper as he flips his
Aston Martin DBS in CASINO ROYALE (2006).
VILLAIN'S
MYTHOLOGICAL SCARE
In only a few Bond films the villain may use
a form of scare-tactic to "keep the visitors away." Dr. No uses a
flame-throwing tank disguised as a "dragon". In YOLT, Blofeld has
poisonous gas pumped into a cave that leads to his hideout and Dr. Kananga (LALD)
uses voodoo to scare off his curiosity seekers.
DR. NO (1962) offers warm receptions to
his island guest.
ARRIVING
AT VILLAIN'S LAIR
The villain's lair or hideout is never easily
accessible. It may be on an island (DR, YOLT, LALD, TMWTGG, OP, GE, TWINE).
It
may be on a mountain (GF, OHMSS, FYEO, LTK). It could be on or near the ocean (FRWL,
TB, DAF, TSWLM, TLD, TND, TWINE) or it could be in the sky (MR, AVTAK). Wherever
it may be, Bond must use some sort of transportation to get him there. By boat
or floating device (DR, YOLT, DAF, LALD, TSWLM, OP, TND, TWINE). By aircraft
(OHMSS, TMWTGG, MR, AVTAK, GE). By automobile (GF, LTK, DAD, CR, QOS), by climbing (FYEO), or
by swimming (TB, TWINE).
Stromberg's floating fortress
'Atlantis' in THE SPY WHO LOVED ME (1977).
CONFRONTATIONAL
DINNER SCENE
At one point during most Bond films, dinner
would be served between the villain and OO7. Dr. No offered a four course meal
and a chance to join SPECTRE. Red Grant (FRWL) and Bond would talk about red
wine with fish. Goldfinger offers mint juleps. Emilio Largo (TB) shares fish
stories with Bond over lunch at his home. Irma Bunt (OHMSS) invites Bond
(disguised as Sir Hillary Bray) to a hypnotic dinner at Piz Gloria's restaurant.
Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd (DAF) wheel in a dinner and just desserts. Dr. Kananga (LALD)
offers Bond and Solitaire a drink to the future. Scaramanga (TMWTGG) reveals his
golden opportunity with Bond and Mary Goodnight over fried mushrooms. Stromberg
(TSWLM) hopes Bond would drop in for dinner. Drax (MR) shuttles Bond a cucumber
sandwich. Kristatos (FYEO) and Bond discuss the "ATtACk" of Columbo
over dinner. Kamal Khan (OP) leads a "sheep's head" to slaughter.
Bond
discusses "flycatching" with Max Zorin (AVTAK) over champagne. A
basketcase of food and wine is brought to General Koskov, from Bond and MI6's
budget (TLD). Franz Sanchez (LTK) and Bond drink over loyal business.
Bond
interupts lunch on Janus' (GE) personal train. Bond breaks his cover at Elliott
Carver's (TND) media dinner party.

Bond and Kristatos discuss the best solution to
kill Columbo in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY (1981).
FINAL
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON
Most Bond films have a climatic scene where a
timing device creates suspense. OO7 not only must stop the villain, but prevent
the timing device from reaching it's conclusion. In DN, Bond raises the danger
level on the nuclear reactor just moments before Cape Canaveral's rocket is
launched. In GF, Bond is handcuffed to a nuclear bomb in Fort Knox. He tries to
stop the bomb from exploding while avoiding Oddjob's deadly bowler hat.
With the help of aquaparatroopers, OO7 defeats Largo from nuking Miami beach
(TB). In YOLT,
Bond averts World War III by triggering the exploder button on the SPECTRE
spacecraft. In OHMSS, Bond races against time and after Blofeld to escape Piz
Gloria's explosive fate. In DAF, Bond uses Blofeld's bathosub to smash the
computers that control the killer satellite. In TMWTGG, Bond struggles to
release the "solex agitator" moments before Scaramanga's island
explodes. In TSWLM, Bond changes the course of two warheads from their intended
targets to their opposite launch submarines. In MR, Bond must use accurate aim
to shoot down the last of three deadly satellites. In OP, Bond chases after an
atomic bomb from Karl Marx Stad to Frankfurt. He stops the bomb with zero
seconds remaining. In AVTAK, Bond and May Day race to remove Zorin's bomb from a
mining cave which would destroy Silicon Valley. In TLD, Bond fights Necros while
dangling outside a Hercules transport plane and a bomb ticking only a few feet
away. In GE, Bond shuts down the satellite dish which destroys the GoldenEye
system. In TND, Bond and Wai Lin fight off Carver's men, onboard his stealth
ship, to avert an attack on Beijing. In TWINE, Bond prevents a meltdown by
stopping Renard from inserting plutonium into a submarines reactor. And in
DAD, Bond and Jinx fight Colonel Moon and his plot to destroy Japan on board
Gustav Graves private plane.

Blofeld's
laser satellite from DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (1971)
SHOWDOWN
The final confrontation between Bond and the
villain is yet another highlight in the film. Bond has disposed of his nemesis
in many ways. Dr. No falls victim to his boiling nuclear reactor. Red Grant (FRWL)
becomes all choked up over his own deadly wristwatch. Rosa Klebb (FRWL) has a
few kicks before she is shot by Tatiana Romanova. Goldfinger loses some weight
while he's sucked out of an airplane window. Emilio Largo (TB) gets the point
from Domino's spear gun. Hans (YOLT) meets an appetising end in a pool of
piranha fish. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (OHMSS) branches out. Next, Blofeld (DAF) is kept hanging on an exploding oil
rig. Dr. Kananga (LALD) dies by his inflated opinion. Francisco Scaramanga (TMWTGG)
takes a shot in the dark funhouse by Bond's gun. Karl Stromberg's (TSWLM) dinner
plans are shot up by Bond's gun. Hugo Drax (MR) spaced out by Bond's wrist dart.
Kristatos (FYEO) is stabbed through the back by Columbo. Kamal Khan (OP) has a
smashing time in his airplane. Max Zorin (AVTAK) takes a fall off the Golden
Gate bridge. Brad Whitaker (TLD) discovers a crush by a statue of Wellington.
Franz Sanchez (LTK) reveals his fiery lighter side. Alec Travelyan (GE)
experiences his satellite service being cancelled. Elliot Carver (TND) screws up
with his own torpedo drill. Renard (TWINE) discovers he has a pressure point
through his chest. Gustav Graves ruins his class action
suit (DAD). Le Chiffre gives OO7 enough rope only to discover Bond is a
man of balls (CR). Dominic Greene tries to tell Bond that he axed for it
but eventually drowns his troubles away with a can of motor oil.

OO7 and Greene battle it out in QUANTUM OF
SOLACE (2008).
ALONE AT LAST
In the final frames of a OO7 film, with the
exception of OHMSS, CR and QOS, Bond always ends up in the arms of a beautiful girl. A
majority of the time he is either floating on water, in the water or near water.
Perhaps the water is symbolic. The world has cleansed itself from an evil
presence (I could be stretching on this point). In DN, Bond and Honey Ryder
enjoy each other in a boat which has run out of gas. In FRWL, Bond and Tatiana
enjoy a boat ride through the canals of Venice. In GF, Bond and Pussy Galore
stay undercover under a parachute on an island in the Caribbean. In TB, Bond and
Domino enjoy a quick lift, from their raft, into a rescue plane. In YOLT, Bond
and Kissy Suzuki enjoy a short kiss in their raft just moments before M's
submarine rises beneath them. In OHMSS, Bond cradles the body of his dead wife,
Tracy. In DAF, Bond and Tiffany Case are having a blast on board a pleasure
cruise. In LALD, Bond and Solitaire prepare for their version of a train ride.
In TMWTGG, Bond and Mary Goodnight share more than Scaramanga's junk. In TSWLM,
Bond and Anya Amasova keep the British end up in Stromberg's escape pod. In MR,
Bond and Holly Goodhead go around the world in a space shuttle. In FYEO, Bond
and Melina Havelock enjoy a midnight swim. In OP, Bond and Octopussy stroke down
the river. In AVTAK, Bond and Stacy Sutton drop more than the soap in her
shower. In TLD, Bond and Kara Milovy perform an encore behind her dressing room
wardrobe. In LTK, Bond and Pam Bovier dive into each other in Sanchez's swimming
pool. In GE, Bond and Natalya Simonova enjoy a short embrace among camouflaged
marines. In TND, Bond and Wai Lin catch their breath while floating on a piece
of wreakage. In TWINE, Bond enjoys the moment unwrapping
his present from Christmas Jones. And in DAD, Bond and Jinx discover that
diamonds really are a girl's best friend.
Bond shares a short moment with Domino before
flying off to his next adventure in THUNDERBALL (1965).